Peanut has a TON of stuffed animals, and every day of school she feels it's completely necessary to bring in one for show and tell, (even tho there isn't always show n tell planned). This particular day she chose a stuffed dog. She was explaining to daddy what his name was....
Peanut: "This puppy's name is 'Puppy Puppy Puppy Adopted' and I'm taking him in for show and tell today. My other puppy upstairs in my bed's name is Boner."
Daddy: "Maybe we won't bring that one in for show and tell"
Mommy walked into the kitchen and daddy asked Peanut to tell mommy what she just told him. Peanut repeated the lovely names for her puppies.
Mommy: "Where did you get the name 'Boner' from?"
Peanut: "I just made it up myself!"
Daddy proceeded to cry and choke on his cheerios.
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