stinky fairy tales

While sitting on the toilet the other night Peanut tooted.....

Peanut: "...and Princess Fart said, 'I don't want to kiss that poop on the head! Send it to poopy town!'".

little worker

Peanut was on the toilet when she called this out to us...

Peanut: "This is my office. I'll send you an email"

Just like mommy

Peanut was trying to be a grown up and act just like mommy.

Peanut: "Mommy, do you sometimes use lip 'glass' on your lips?"

Mommy: "Yes, wjen I have dry lips"

Peanut runs off to get the lip gloss in the bathroom, she returns a minute later with just the bottom of the lip gloss container in her hand...

Peanut: "Mommy, do you sometimes loose the lid?"

Introductions

Whenever Peanut's introducing herself to new people, which is everywhere we go, grocery store, park, street, anywhere and everywhere, she recites this line in one sentence...

Peanut: "Hi, my name's 'Peanut' and I'm 4 and I don't start school yet"

If she goes on to introduce her brother she'll continue with...

Peanut: "My baby's name is Bry-bear, he's 7 months away"

black and bloom

While in the bath, mommy noticed that Peanut had a lot of bruises on her legs as a result of being a kid and jumping around all the time....

Mommy: "You're covered in bruises Peanut"

Peanut: "Yeah, I look like a bruise tree!"

wheelies

Grandma: "You must be getting very good at your scooter now"

Peanut: "Yup"

Grandpa: "Are you popping wheelies now?"

Peanut: "No Grandpa, my wheels aren't popping"

at dinner last night

Peanut: "Cut it up and zip it off!"

money mom

Peanut saw a commercial on tv for a toy that she really wants...

Peanut: "Mommy, can you get that toy for me?"

Mommy: "No sweety, it costs money."

Peanut: "But you have money"

Mommy: "No I don't"

Peanut: "Well you can get some"

Mommy: "Where would I get some?"

Peanut: "I dunno, you can just find some, maybe in your purse"

Mommy: "It doesn't work like that Peanut"

Peanut: "I wish you had money. I wish you had fifty dollars in you and you could get it"

Mommy: "Me too!"

12 questions about mom

1. What is something mom always says to you?

Peanut, don't say no

2. What makes mom happy?

listening and behaving to her

3. What makes mom sad?

when I cry, when I don't let mommy play with me

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

like tickling

5. What was your mom like as a child?

tickling ...(Mommy asked again)... you liked tickling

6. How old is your mom?

80

7. How tall is your mom?

you're uhhhhh 80

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

i dunno

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

well...you do making breakfast, you make breakfast while I'm wandering around the house

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

for playing with me and doing great stuff

11. What is your mom really good at?

you're really good at games

12. What is your mom not very good at?

you're good at playing and sometimes you're not good at winning, sometimes I win better than you

cute and hairy

Grandma: "Who's the cutest?"

Peanut: "I am"

Grandma: "Oh, who else is cute?"

Peanut: "My baby brother, and mommy, and you are, but not daddy"

Grandma: "Oh, daddy's not cute?"

Peanut: "Nope, he's got too much hair on his face"

too cool for school

Peanut was on a new kick with the word "cool" thanks to a new show she found on tv....

Peanut: "I'm cool and I'm into cool things, not blah blah regular things"

Daddy: "You're a funny kid Peanut"

Peanut: "No, I'm a cool kid!"

Peanut to mommy: "Don't ever tell me I'm regular.....I'm cool"