Princess houses

Mommy and Bbears went to visit a friend of mommy's. The houses on her street had some fancy gables in the peaks of the roofs.

Bbears: "Why do those houses have princess tiaras?"

Timely time out

After being put in his room for a time-out for being mean to his baby sister, Bbears was out of his room and in the bathroom when daddy went to get him...

Daddy: "Oh, you're in the bathroom"

Bbears: "Yep, I just felt a pee coming so I came to the potty"

Daddy: "How long have you been sitting there?"

Bbears: "Oh, just a couple of days"

Broccomuscles

Mommy told Bbears that if he eats veggies like broccoli that he'd be big and strong and have big muscles...He literally tried a half of a small piece of broccoli and refused any more. The next day...

Bbears: "Look mommy, I can lift this big toy all by myself"

Mommy: "Wow bud!! Did you grow?"

Bbears: "No mommy, it's because I ate a broccoli last night for supper so now I have big muscles!"

big boy

Bbears was telling us all about how old he is so we were trying to help him figure out how old he'll be on his next birthday...

Daddy: "How old are you bud?"

Bbears: "10?"

Daddy: "Nope, try again"

Bbears: "3?!"

Daddy: "You got it, so how old will you be on your birthday?"

Bbears: "Um"

Daddy: "Count, 1, 2, 3..."

Bbears: "4, 5, 6!!"

Daddy: "Right, so what comes after 3?"

Bbears: "4!"

Mommy: "So how old will you be on your birthday? You're 3 now, on your birthday you'll be...."

Bbears: "Um, ffffvery much older!"

computer whiz

Daddy overheard Bbears telling his big sister Peanut how to make the computer work while they were playing some games online...

Peanut: "Ugh, it's not working"

Bbears: "Oh no, quick, click the 'don't let that happen' button!"

trucker mom is at it again.....

Bbears and mommy were playing when Bbears accidentally knocked something off the table and onto mommy knee...

Mommy: "Ouch! Oh that freaking hurt" (woops, but in my defense, it really did!)

Bbears: "Sorry mommy."

Mommy: "It's ok bud"

Bbears: "I'm so sorry I freaking hurt your knee"

loop-de-woop

Bbears was talking to mommy all about this great Hot Wheels track that he saw at the store and wanted to bad...

Bbears: "I need that track because I can take my hot wheels cars on it and they go through the woopdewoop and then they can go through it again."

Mommy: "Go through the what?"

Bbears: "The woop-de-woop, there's a big woop-de-woop on the track in the store with the Hot Wheels cars and I need to get that one"

Mommy: "Oh, a loop-de-loop?"

Bbears: "NO!! Mommy, it's a big woop-de-woop not a loop-de-loop!"