angry corrections

Bbears was getting frustrated with mommy, he was trying to explain something to her but was upset so he was raising his voice.... Bbears: "ARRGH, NO DADDY! OH ACTUALLY - NO MOMMY!"

bedtime prayers

Bbears: "Thank you God for my friends, thank you for my mommy and daddy, and my sisters, thank you for my pool, even though I didn't go into it yet, thank you for my cars and toys, thank you for vegetables that give me big muscles like this (shows his muscles with his arms while keeping his eyes closed), thank you for all the things, I love you God, I love you Jesus, Amen."

swimscared

Bbears was a little too nervous to get into the pool for the first swim of the summer season, mainly due to the cold temperature. Mommy was trying to convince him but he had his own completely random reason why he couldn't... Mommy: "Come on bud, it's not too cold, once you get in and used to it, it actually feels warm" Bbears: "No mommy, maybe next day, maybe on Sunday. But I can just still have a tea party, I just think that I can't go into the pool today"

Colorful smarts

Daddy: "Bbears, you're so smart, what's your I.Q.?" Bbears: "Green"

Cute

Bbears sometimes starts his stories with the following: Bbears: "When I was a little girl...." Bbears: "Last morning, when I was a baby..."

do you mean...?

Peanut was reading a Veggie Tales book to daddy.... Peanut: "...Larry boy said "Put down that ass pargus..." Daddy: "What?" Peanut: "Ass pargus? Asspargus?" Daddy: "Oh, asparagus!"

Hungry Bear

Mommy and daddy were dragging Bbears from store to store one afternoon running errands.... Bbears: "Mommy, I'm so very sorry, but you're going to have to give me ALLL the lunches because I'm so really hungry"