its safe to say she likes school...

Peanut was saying her night time prayers....

Peanut: "God, thank you for my school and my teacher and all my friends, please watch over them all and please don't let it all fall apart."

flatcake

Peanut: "My baby brother is flat!"

Mommy: "What do you mean he's flat?"

Peanut: "I just touched him and he feels flat"

Mommy: "What do you mean by flat?"

Peanut: "You know, like a pancake, flat like that"

Mommy: "So you're saying your baby brother feels like a pancake?"

Peanut: "No mommy, HE'S not a pancake, he's flat, LIKE a pancake"

underage road-rage

Mommy was in a rush driving somewhere, when of course the car in front of her was going way under the speed limit, and making mommy very frustrated. Finally the road widened to 2 lanes so mommy was able to pass when from the back seat....

Peanut: "Now get in front of him mommy!"

Daddy: "Why would she do that?"

Peanut: "Cause he was slowing down for her so now she gets to do it back to him!"

in her head

Daddy was getting Peanut ready for bed...

Daddy: "Did you brush your teeth Peanut?"

Peanut: "Yup"

Daddy: "Really?"

Peanut: "You just don't know Daddy, cause you're not inside my head. You don't know what I'm thinking inside my head, cause only I'm in there, you're inside your head, mommy's inside her head, and I'm inside my head"

graphic

Peanut got a bobo on her toe, a oaper cut from stepping on a mess of toys she left out. She was explaining to mommy and daddy how the bobo was...

Peanut: "The bobo was wided open and the blood slided out. There was a big mess of blood"

(actually it was meerely a small paper cut on the side of her middle toe, not even a millimeter)

MJ randomness

Daddy was checking his voice mail on his cell phone when Peanut walked into the room...

Peanut: "Daddy, who are you talking to? Is it Michael Jackson? Cause I would love it if you were cause I love him. He's so great in my head."

focus

Mommy was tickling Peanut while she waited for cake at her cousin's birthday party. As soon as the cake was put in front of her she turned away from mommy and in the most serious face said...

Peanut: "Stop now, I need to focus"

...and proceeded to eat cake.

good girl

Grandma and grandpa were watching Peanut while mommy and daddy were out...

Grandma: "You're being a reaaly good girl"

Peanut: "That's because I'm distracted"

new cereal

Mommy accidentaly grabbed the wrong Oatmeal at the grocery store and didn't realize until breakfast the next morning that it was cookies and cream rather than the usual dinosaur oatmeal...

Mommy: "Sorry kiddo, I bought the wrong kind. I hope you like it"

Peanut: "Yup, I like it."

Mommy: "It's different eh?"

Peanut: "Ya, it's got poop in it"

head-la?

Peanut is 200% sure that Beyonce's new song "Halo" is actually head-la. Mommy has had many conversatioms with her about this and there's just no convincing her otherwise...

Peanut: "Put the head-la song on"

Mommy: "Peanut, it's Halo, like what angels have over their heads, see (google imaged angel halos so she could see)"

Peanut: "No mommy, she's saying head-la or sometimes head-lo. You just have to listen better, you're just not paying attention to what she's saying"

Mommy: "But Peanut, head-lo or head-la aren't even real words"

Peanut: "No mommy, she's saying head-la, I believe you its true"