Boyfriend

Peanut was going to her friend's birthday party...

Peanut: "Oh, I can't believe I get to see my boyfriend!"

Mommy: "Your boyfriend?"

Peanut: "Yes, cause I'm going to my boyfriend's birthday party"

Mommy: "I didn't know he was your boyfriend."

Peanut: "Yes, because remember? He gave me makeup for my birthday so that means he's my boyfriend!"

Snap it out

Peanut was going to her best buddy's birthday party. We were picking out a card for him at the store.

Peanut: "Oh, I know the perfect one, the one that he'll love the most. The one that will make him say 'Oh yea, snap it out girlfriend! This is the best card ever!'"

Hairy

Peanut: "I think I'm going to be a man when I grow up."

Daddy and Mommy: "What?! No, you'll be a woman"

Peanut: "No, I think I'll be a man, see, look at how much hair I have. I have hair on my arms, my legs, everywhere."