Thursday, March 25, 2010
friendly
Peanut: "Daddy, you're my boyfriend and I'm your girlfriend and Mommy is my brothers girlfriend and he's her boyfriend"
teeth twister
Peanut was reading (yes, she's reading now!) a story to her baby brother at bed time. She came upon the word 'tourist'....
Peanut: "I know what that word is but I'm just going to say 'customer' when I see it, cause it's too hard"
Mommy: "Why don't you just try it first? The word is 'tourist'"
Peanut: "Tourist"
Mommy: "Good job, there! You said it!"
Peanut: "Ya, but I'm still going to say customer cause it's just too hard for my tongue and my teeth"
Peanut: "I know what that word is but I'm just going to say 'customer' when I see it, cause it's too hard"
Mommy: "Why don't you just try it first? The word is 'tourist'"
Peanut: "Tourist"
Mommy: "Good job, there! You said it!"
Peanut: "Ya, but I'm still going to say customer cause it's just too hard for my tongue and my teeth"
chokeable
Daddy and Peanut were playing around...
Peanut: "You're choking me!"
Daddy: "No I'm not, I'm not even near your neck, I'm holding your belly"
Peanut: "Well, I'm very sensitive to choking"
Peanut: "You're choking me!"
Daddy: "No I'm not, I'm not even near your neck, I'm holding your belly"
Peanut: "Well, I'm very sensitive to choking"
Monday, March 22, 2010
give a dog a bone
Peanut has a TON of stuffed animals, and every day of school she feels it's completely necessary to bring in one for show and tell, (even tho there isn't always show n tell planned). This particular day she chose a stuffed dog. She was explaining to daddy what his name was....
Peanut: "This puppy's name is 'Puppy Puppy Puppy Adopted' and I'm taking him in for show and tell today. My other puppy upstairs in my bed's name is Boner."
Daddy: "Maybe we won't bring that one in for show and tell"
Mommy walked into the kitchen and daddy asked Peanut to tell mommy what she just told him. Peanut repeated the lovely names for her puppies.
Mommy: "Where did you get the name 'Boner' from?"
Peanut: "I just made it up myself!"
Daddy proceeded to cry and choke on his cheerios.
Peanut: "This puppy's name is 'Puppy Puppy Puppy Adopted' and I'm taking him in for show and tell today. My other puppy upstairs in my bed's name is Boner."
Daddy: "Maybe we won't bring that one in for show and tell"
Mommy walked into the kitchen and daddy asked Peanut to tell mommy what she just told him. Peanut repeated the lovely names for her puppies.
Mommy: "Where did you get the name 'Boner' from?"
Peanut: "I just made it up myself!"
Daddy proceeded to cry and choke on his cheerios.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
wrinkles at 5
Peanut's bangs are getting long and are almost in her eyes. At the table one day Daddy brushed the to the side so her hair wouldn't be in her eyes...
Peanut: "NO! Don't do that, I like them in front"
Daddy: "Why? They're in your eyes, doesn't that bug you?"
Peanut: "Because it hides the lines"
Daddy: "What lines?"
Peanut: "The ones on my head see, when I do this (raises eyebrows) there's lines there and I don't like that"
Daddy: "Are you serious?! Everyone has lines there when they do that, if not how would you know if someone was surprised or angry or worried?"
Peanut: "Well, I just don't like to look at it so I keep my bangs to cover them"
Peanut: "NO! Don't do that, I like them in front"
Daddy: "Why? They're in your eyes, doesn't that bug you?"
Peanut: "Because it hides the lines"
Daddy: "What lines?"
Peanut: "The ones on my head see, when I do this (raises eyebrows) there's lines there and I don't like that"
Daddy: "Are you serious?! Everyone has lines there when they do that, if not how would you know if someone was surprised or angry or worried?"
Peanut: "Well, I just don't like to look at it so I keep my bangs to cover them"
ham
We were having ham for dinner and we asked Peanut where she thought ham came from as she was eating it up...
Mommy and Daddy: "Where do you think ham comes from?"
Peanut: "Hamsters!"
Mommy and Daddy: "Where do you think ham comes from?"
Peanut: "Hamsters!"
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