Ice cream headaches and spicy food

Bbears has coined a phrase for any type of spicy food reaction as well as ice cream headaches.... Bbears: "oh no, I got a burn freeze"

figuring out the magic of technology

mommy and daddy were showing Bbears and Peanut how we could take a picture on one cell phone and send it to the other's cell phone... Bbears: "That's so cool!" Mommy: "How did that happen?" Bbears: "I know, you just tooked the picture with your camera and daddy tooked a picture with his camera and then ta-daa, it just went"

Lady Washington?

Peanut was singing Christmas carols, when she sang Rudolph the red nose reindeer she added to the end... Peanut: "You'll go down in history, like George Washington!" Mommy: "Do you know who George Washington is?" Peanut: "Ya!" Mommy: "Oh, who is he then?" Peanut: "He's a statue, in Liberty."

angry corrections

Bbears was getting frustrated with mommy, he was trying to explain something to her but was upset so he was raising his voice.... Bbears: "ARRGH, NO DADDY! OH ACTUALLY - NO MOMMY!"

bedtime prayers

Bbears: "Thank you God for my friends, thank you for my mommy and daddy, and my sisters, thank you for my pool, even though I didn't go into it yet, thank you for my cars and toys, thank you for vegetables that give me big muscles like this (shows his muscles with his arms while keeping his eyes closed), thank you for all the things, I love you God, I love you Jesus, Amen."

swimscared

Bbears was a little too nervous to get into the pool for the first swim of the summer season, mainly due to the cold temperature. Mommy was trying to convince him but he had his own completely random reason why he couldn't... Mommy: "Come on bud, it's not too cold, once you get in and used to it, it actually feels warm" Bbears: "No mommy, maybe next day, maybe on Sunday. But I can just still have a tea party, I just think that I can't go into the pool today"

Colorful smarts

Daddy: "Bbears, you're so smart, what's your I.Q.?" Bbears: "Green"

Cute

Bbears sometimes starts his stories with the following: Bbears: "When I was a little girl...." Bbears: "Last morning, when I was a baby..."

do you mean...?

Peanut was reading a Veggie Tales book to daddy.... Peanut: "...Larry boy said "Put down that ass pargus..." Daddy: "What?" Peanut: "Ass pargus? Asspargus?" Daddy: "Oh, asparagus!"

Hungry Bear

Mommy and daddy were dragging Bbears from store to store one afternoon running errands.... Bbears: "Mommy, I'm so very sorry, but you're going to have to give me ALLL the lunches because I'm so really hungry"

Princess houses

Mommy and Bbears went to visit a friend of mommy's. The houses on her street had some fancy gables in the peaks of the roofs.

Bbears: "Why do those houses have princess tiaras?"

Timely time out

After being put in his room for a time-out for being mean to his baby sister, Bbears was out of his room and in the bathroom when daddy went to get him...

Daddy: "Oh, you're in the bathroom"

Bbears: "Yep, I just felt a pee coming so I came to the potty"

Daddy: "How long have you been sitting there?"

Bbears: "Oh, just a couple of days"

Broccomuscles

Mommy told Bbears that if he eats veggies like broccoli that he'd be big and strong and have big muscles...He literally tried a half of a small piece of broccoli and refused any more. The next day...

Bbears: "Look mommy, I can lift this big toy all by myself"

Mommy: "Wow bud!! Did you grow?"

Bbears: "No mommy, it's because I ate a broccoli last night for supper so now I have big muscles!"

big boy

Bbears was telling us all about how old he is so we were trying to help him figure out how old he'll be on his next birthday...

Daddy: "How old are you bud?"

Bbears: "10?"

Daddy: "Nope, try again"

Bbears: "3?!"

Daddy: "You got it, so how old will you be on your birthday?"

Bbears: "Um"

Daddy: "Count, 1, 2, 3..."

Bbears: "4, 5, 6!!"

Daddy: "Right, so what comes after 3?"

Bbears: "4!"

Mommy: "So how old will you be on your birthday? You're 3 now, on your birthday you'll be...."

Bbears: "Um, ffffvery much older!"

computer whiz

Daddy overheard Bbears telling his big sister Peanut how to make the computer work while they were playing some games online...

Peanut: "Ugh, it's not working"

Bbears: "Oh no, quick, click the 'don't let that happen' button!"

trucker mom is at it again.....

Bbears and mommy were playing when Bbears accidentally knocked something off the table and onto mommy knee...

Mommy: "Ouch! Oh that freaking hurt" (woops, but in my defense, it really did!)

Bbears: "Sorry mommy."

Mommy: "It's ok bud"

Bbears: "I'm so sorry I freaking hurt your knee"

loop-de-woop

Bbears was talking to mommy all about this great Hot Wheels track that he saw at the store and wanted to bad...

Bbears: "I need that track because I can take my hot wheels cars on it and they go through the woopdewoop and then they can go through it again."

Mommy: "Go through the what?"

Bbears: "The woop-de-woop, there's a big woop-de-woop on the track in the store with the Hot Wheels cars and I need to get that one"

Mommy: "Oh, a loop-de-loop?"

Bbears: "NO!! Mommy, it's a big woop-de-woop not a loop-de-loop!"

british babe?

Sitting at the dinner table Peanut was playing with her baby sister.

Peanut: "I can't wait till she starts talking so we can find out if she's going to have a british accent or not!"

teddy worms

Bbears and mommy were playing in the backyard when he stumbled upon a small puddle full of worms. He started to play with the worms, picking them up and showing them to mommy.

Mommy: "Yuck bud, worms!?"

Bbears: "They're not yucky, I just want to squish them"

Mommy: "Well, don't squish them, you'll hurt them, they're good for the garden"

Bbears: "I dont' want to hurt them, I just want to squish them cause they're so soft and squishy just like my teddy bear!"

popstar

Bbears: (singing) "Oh baby baby, dancing in the moonlight"

Mommy: "What song is that?"

Bbears: "My favorite song from on the radio"

Mommy: "Your favorite? Who sings it?"

Bbears: "Kerry Perry"

While playing...

Mommy: "Bbears, be nice"

Bbears: "I am, I'm just fwustawated (frustrated) cause I didn't get the balloon"

coloring with mommy...

Bbears: "I need to find the yellow one (crayon)"

Mommy: "Here it is"

Bbears: (colors a spot, then stops) "No, I need to find the other yellow one, the yellow one with purple dots"

Mommy: "There's no crayon like that Bbears"

Bbears: "What? Underwear."

Simon didn't say that, did he?!

Mommy taught Bbears how to play Simon Says...

Mommy: "Simon says touch your head. Simon says touch your nose, Simon says wiggle your bum. Ok buddy, your turn"

Bbears: "Simon says touch your mouth. Simon says touch your eye. Simon says touch your boobies! Simon says touch your boobies!!"

see daddy

Daddy took Peanut to her brownies event where they were singing Christmas carols to the residents of a long term care nursing facility. Bbears came along for the drive but daddy dropped Peanut off and took Bbears to the local park for a while. When they got back, Peanut and her friends were still not quite finished, so daddy decided they'd wait outside the door just to avoid Bbears running around like a monkey inside the room. Bbears really wanted in the room so he was getting a little impatient.

Finally they were done so daddy took Bbears inside. The residents looked over to them and Bbears said "HI!" to them all, they responded with hellos back. Bbears turned to daddy and loudly stated for all to hear:

Bbears: "SEE daddy! They're not bad people!"

hungry counting

Early one morning, Bbears was looking out the window in the morning counting all the cars in the driveways on our street...

Bbears: "One, two, free, four, fibe, six, seben, eight, nine, ten, cereal!"

carrots

Bbears has a phobia of vegetables and will not eat them no matter what! Mommy was trying to get him to at least try a carrot...

Mommy: "Did you know that carrots are really good for you? They help your eyes so that you can see better in the dark"

Bbears: "No, I don't like carrots. I don't need carrots to see in the dark....I'll just use a flashlight!"