bunky stink

Bbears: "What's that smell? it smells bunky. That means weird"

Every toy on every commercial he ever sees....

Bbears: "MOMMY!! THAT ONE!!! THAT ONE MOMMY!"

not quite right

Mommy was busy with the baby so daddy got Bbears ready for bed and in his bed. Bbears was waiting for mommy to come in to get him to bed. When mommy came in the room, Bbears was sitting up in his bed looking concerned....

Mommy: "What's wrong buddy?"

Bbears: "Mommy, something's not quite right"

Mommy: "What's that?"

Bbears: "Something's not quite right. I didn't read a story yet"

bedtime routine

Every night after mommy reads Bbears his books and says our prayers, Bbears has to say the same thing, and mommy has to respond with the same answer, or he will get upset. Such a child of routine...

Bbears: "Mommy, tomorrow I gonna go outside and ride my Dora bike and play outside on the street but watch to the cars so the cars don't get under to me"

Mommy: "Yes, but that won't happen because you'll be careful"

Bbears: "Why?"

Mommy: "Because I love you and I don't want you to get hurt"

big moma!

Bbears: "Mommy, i like you, you're so big and cool"

In control

One night at the dinner table while we were trying to have a conversation with Peanut...

Bbears: "Everybody calm down! Everybody, Calm down!!"

bean-bies

Bbears still has an obsession with boobies, though he's learned to control himself for the most part and usually keeps his hands to himself. One night he forgot....

Mommy: "Are you going to like boobies this much when you grow up?"

Bbears: "Ya! I love boobies! They are like beans!"

toot toot

Bbears was playing when he let out a long toot....

Mommy: "Was that a toot?"

Bbears: "No....It was three toots"