Simon didn't say that, did he?!

Mommy taught Bbears how to play Simon Says...

Mommy: "Simon says touch your head. Simon says touch your nose, Simon says wiggle your bum. Ok buddy, your turn"

Bbears: "Simon says touch your mouth. Simon says touch your eye. Simon says touch your boobies! Simon says touch your boobies!!"

see daddy

Daddy took Peanut to her brownies event where they were singing Christmas carols to the residents of a long term care nursing facility. Bbears came along for the drive but daddy dropped Peanut off and took Bbears to the local park for a while. When they got back, Peanut and her friends were still not quite finished, so daddy decided they'd wait outside the door just to avoid Bbears running around like a monkey inside the room. Bbears really wanted in the room so he was getting a little impatient.

Finally they were done so daddy took Bbears inside. The residents looked over to them and Bbears said "HI!" to them all, they responded with hellos back. Bbears turned to daddy and loudly stated for all to hear:

Bbears: "SEE daddy! They're not bad people!"

hungry counting

Early one morning, Bbears was looking out the window in the morning counting all the cars in the driveways on our street...

Bbears: "One, two, free, four, fibe, six, seben, eight, nine, ten, cereal!"

carrots

Bbears has a phobia of vegetables and will not eat them no matter what! Mommy was trying to get him to at least try a carrot...

Mommy: "Did you know that carrots are really good for you? They help your eyes so that you can see better in the dark"

Bbears: "No, I don't like carrots. I don't need carrots to see in the dark....I'll just use a flashlight!"

boy guides....?

Peanut has joined girl guides and is enjoying the fun she's having, which is leaving Bbears a little left out....

Bbears: "I want to go to sparks too"

Mommy: "Well buddy, it's only for girls, and you're too little right now anyway"

Bbears: "I know, I'll put on a dress and dress up to look like Dora and then I can go to sparks! That's perfect"

Chinese for Peanut

Peanut: "Mommy, my friend from school told me she used to live in China"

Mommy: "no sweety, she didn't, I know her family"

Peanut: "No mommy, it's true, she lived there cause she can talk in Chinese!"

Mommy: "Really? What did she say?"

Peanut: "Well, I don't understand cause I don't speak Chinese but she told me what it meant in English, she said a bunch of stuff"

Mommy: "Well, I'm sorry but I think she may be pulling your leg sweets"

Peanut: "No, it's true! She even said my name in Chinese!"

the great idea

Bbears had gotten in trouble for not listening, so he went up to his room to pout, when mommy overheard him talking to himself trying to get mommy to not be upset with him.....

Bbears: "Mommy is cross. I know, that's the perfect idea, I take mommy's pillow and I bash it to her head and then she not be cross anymore cause its so funny"