boy guides....?

Peanut has joined girl guides and is enjoying the fun she's having, which is leaving Bbears a little left out....

Bbears: "I want to go to sparks too"

Mommy: "Well buddy, it's only for girls, and you're too little right now anyway"

Bbears: "I know, I'll put on a dress and dress up to look like Dora and then I can go to sparks! That's perfect"

Chinese for Peanut

Peanut: "Mommy, my friend from school told me she used to live in China"

Mommy: "no sweety, she didn't, I know her family"

Peanut: "No mommy, it's true, she lived there cause she can talk in Chinese!"

Mommy: "Really? What did she say?"

Peanut: "Well, I don't understand cause I don't speak Chinese but she told me what it meant in English, she said a bunch of stuff"

Mommy: "Well, I'm sorry but I think she may be pulling your leg sweets"

Peanut: "No, it's true! She even said my name in Chinese!"

the great idea

Bbears had gotten in trouble for not listening, so he went up to his room to pout, when mommy overheard him talking to himself trying to get mommy to not be upset with him.....

Bbears: "Mommy is cross. I know, that's the perfect idea, I take mommy's pillow and I bash it to her head and then she not be cross anymore cause its so funny"

yucker

Bbears: (eating a sucker from his halloween candy) "mmmmmmm"

Mommy: "Is it yummy?"

Bbears: "Nope!"

chili heat

Bbears has a phobia of vegetables, its something that we're trying to work on but this boy is very strong willed in his utter and absolute dislike of them. One night at dinner, which was delicious homemade chili....

Bbears: (picks up a kidney bean) "What's this vegetable?"

Mommy: "That's not a vegetable, it's a bean, it's really yummy, try it"

Bbears: "No, its not yummy, it makes me on fire"