milk man

Peanut was drinking her milk at breakfast...

Peanut: "Daddy look at my moustache!"

Daddy: "Oh, you better lick it off before it stays ther forever!"

Peanut: "Why? Cause then I'll be a man?"

con-structions

Peanut was looking at one of her kitchen toys of pretend food...

Peanut: "Look, it has writing on the side of it that shows you how to make it....you have to follow the constructions to make the dessert"

it would appear...

Grandma was visiting and sat in a chair that had a couple of Peanut's stuffed animals on it...

Peanut: "Grandma.....it appears you're sitting beside my animals"

loveluvlove

Getting ready to go to church in the morning...

Peanut: "But I think church is boring"

Mommy: "Well, God gives us so much to do everyday that is not boring, and all he wants in return is for us to go to church one day a week to say thank you and to listen to stories about him and Jesus"

Peanut: "Did he give us everything?"

Mommy: "Yup, he gave you mommy, daddy and your brother, and all your family and friends, and your home and everything"

Peanut: "And our hearts? Did he give us our hearts?"

Mommy: "yes"

Peanut: "So that we can love?"

Mommy: "Yes"

Peanut: "Well, I love you"

intimmed

Peanut: "I don't wanna get intimmed"

Daddy and Mommy: "What's intimmed sweety?"

Peanut: "It's when you get scared of something cause someone intimmed you. You know, like when someone is intimidating, you're intimmed"

bouquet o smart

Peanut: "This is a bunch of flowers, so it's called a bouquet. It's not just one, so it isn't called a flower, it's called a bouquet cause it's a bunch"

craptastic

Mommy may have been a little bit frustrated and may have said a bad word in front of Peanut. Later on mommy went downstairs to see what size of a mess Peanut made while going through all her toy boxes...

Peanut: "So mommy, what do you think? Is there a lot of crap down here?"