mommy's birthday

First thing when the kids woke up on mommy's birthday morning, here's what they each said:

Peanut: "Happy birthday mommy!"

Bbears: "Mommy, I had a dirty poop"

crush

Peanut was outside playing with her friends when she came back home to tell us something...

Peanut: "Daddy, Noah just told me that he has a crush on me"

Daddy: "Oh, well what did you say?"

Peanut: "Well, I said it quietly so he wouldn't hear but I said 'Awkward'"

grand-mommy

Bbears is celebrating his 3rd birthday soon, mommy was telling him all about this...

Mommy: "You're going to be 3 soon! Your birthday is coming up"

BBears: "Yeah!"

Peanut: "Is his birthday the next birthday?"

Mommy: "Well, first it's my birthday, the Bbears"

Peanut: "How old will you be?"

Mommy: "32"

Peanut: "Is that old?"

Mommy: "Kinda"

Peanut: "Are you going to look like a grandma?"

sundae poops

We all went out for some ice cream, while we were enjoying it, Peanut had to use the ladies room...which mommy had specifically asked right before we had left the house to which she had said no.

Mommy: "I just asked you before we left, did you have to then?"

Peanut: "No, it just came now. It's because of the sundae I'm eating. Sundae's give you energy and energy makes you poop or pee."

Mommy: "really?"

Peanut: "Yes, sometimes the ice cream melts and that turns into pee and sometimes it just goes into a little ball and that's poop"

scratchin bobos

Bbears has a little problem with picking his bobos and scratching mosquito bites till they turn into mountainous bobos to then continuously scratch, it's a neverending cycle. So, he regularly gets told not to scratch his bobos. One day he spots a bobo on mommy's leg...

Bbears: "Mommy, you not to scratch you bobo, ok? You understand mommy? Look at me mommy, do you understand?"