bad stockings

Peanut was wearing stockings that were a little small for her and they kept falling down. When she'd had enough, it was evident that all those disney movies that insist on throwing in the mandatory one bad word per movie do in fact leave a lasting impression on our kids...

Peanut: "These stockings are idiot"

not a fan

Mommy was getting dinner ready in the kitchen and singing - very badly on purpose - along to a song on one of the kids favorite shows. Peanut and daddy were in the other room working on a puzzle together. Peanut leaned over and whispered to daddy....

Peanut: "her singing is pretty bad"

husbands

Lying in bed one night Peanut and daddy had the following conversation about some boys in her class....

Peanut: "ok dude, ya dude"

Daddy: "Where'd you learn that from? Does your friend Nathan say that?"

Peanut: "No, but he wants to marry me."

Daddy: "He wants to marry you?!"

Peanut: "Ya, he said he wants to marry me and kiss me"

Daddy: "Does he say that to all the girls?"

Peanut: "Nope, just me. But I'm not that into Nathan. I like Zachary"

Daddy: "You do?!"

Peanut: "Ya, he's got like 6 batmans, they're really cool. Nathan only has 2."