lil brother love

Mommy was talking to Bbears at bedtime while holding his baby sister 'Wowo' (as he calls her), his big sister had been away for a week and he was missing her....

Bbears: "Wowo is cute"

Mommy: "Yes she is, and so are you, and Peanut, all my kids are super cute"

Bbears: "I cute, Wowo's cute, but not Peanut"

Mommy: "You don't think Peanut is cute?"

Bbears: "No, Peanut's too big, she's not cute, she's pretty"

Mommy: "You think she's pretty (heart melting)"

Bbears: "Yes, she's pretty, she has a pretty dress, she's so cool!"

sisterly love

Peanut was spending some time away with her grandparents, so she called to talk to her little brother who she missed and who equally missed her...

Peanut: "What are you wearing Bbears?"

Mommy: "He's wearing a striped shirt and his beige shorts"

Peanut: "Oh, I remember that shirt and those shorts, I'm imagining it in my mind right now, I miss those shorts"

tootmorning

Bbears had woken up but was waiting in his room for mommy and daddy to open the gate so he could get out. He called out for mommy and daddy to open the gate, we told him just a minute, then daddy ripped one, quite loudly...

Daddy: (toots from bedroom)

Bbears: (from his own room) "What?"

chocolate poop

Bbears was looking at a Thomas the Tank book he had found at his cousins' house called "Percy and the chocolate crunch" where Percy the train gets covered in a chocolatey mess...

Bbears: "Percy's all dirty, he's got poop"

Mommy: "It's not poop, it's chocolate"

Then Aunt H comes in the room...

Bbears: "See, it's Percy's chocolate crunch, it's not poop, it's chocolate"

Bbear-isms

Grocery store = grocery "storm"

Sunscreen = sun "scream"

Deisel 10 (from Thomas the train) = Deisel "tent"

birthday dinner

Mommy: "It's your special day since it's your birthday, so what would like for dinner tonight?"

Bbears: "A cheese ball!"

grumpypants

Bbreas snapped at mommy because he was being impatient and wanted help fixing a toy he'd demolished...

Mommy: "Don't be rude"

Bbears: "I'm not being rude, I'm grumpy!"