bratty bratz

Mommy also really doesn't like the Bratz dolls, because they are far too "advanced" in their clothing (or lack there of) and makeup choices. At the end of school one day while mommy was helping Peanut change back into her outside shoes in the tight cloakroom of the classroom with all the other mommies helping their little ones into their outside shoes, at the top of her voice...

Peanut: "LOOK MOMMY! HOLLY HAS SHOES WITH THE GIRLS YOU DON'T LIKE!"

caillou

Mommy doesn't like the show Caillou (kids show) because the character in the show is a very whiney little boy most of the time. Peanut wanted to play on the computer on PBS kids, which has games for all the various shows played on that station, including Caillou...

Peanut: "Mommy, can I play on PBS Kids dot orb?"

Mommy: "Oh, I don't know sweety, maybe later ok?"

Peanut: "Well, I promise that when I play you can go in the other room so that if I go on the Caillou game you won't have to hear it cause I know you don't like Caillou cause he's whiney."

dancing queen

Daddy: "You're a great dancer Peanut"

Peanut: "I know, you should put me in dance classes"

under where?

Peanut dressed herself this morning, and after heading to church and then hitting a store and the grocery store then heading home, we noticed she kept picking at her pants...

Daddy: "Are your underwear on right?"

Peanut: "Nope. They're in my bum."

swamps

Peanut and mommy spent the day at the zoo. When they got home they were showing the photos they took to daddy. Peanut was explaining what the animal in each picture was when they got to the swans...

Peanut: "Those are the swamps. They live in the swamp and that's why they have to clean themselves all the time and that's why they're called swamps"

boy parties

Daddy was going to a bachelor party and Peanut wanted to come...

Daddy: "It's just a party for boys, because a friend of daddy's is getting married"

Peanut: "So mommy and me can't come because we're not boys?"

Daddy: "That's right"

Peanut: "So is this boy marrying a boy?"

random question

Peanut: "Where does the sun come from, the aliens or what?!"

new road

The 'worker mans' were busy paving our street and Peanut was watching through the window...

Peanut:"That's so nice of them to put the ash-pot (asphault) down on the road for us. It's so pretty and flat and black, all the kids will love it. Our bikes will love it!"

jokester

Peanut: "Mommy, wanna hear a joke?"

Mommy: "Ok"

Peanut:" What if a bus turned into a bug?"

Mommy: "I dunno Peanut"

Peanut: "Then it's an apple tree!"



Peanut: "What does a butterfly turn into? A bee or a lion?"

Mommy: "I have no clue"

Peanut: "A bee turns into a butterfly!"

voices

Peanut and mommy were out for a walk/bike ride. Peanut was biking up ahead which caused mommy to repeatedly call out instructions and cautions. At one point Peanut turned around asking what, thinking that she heard mommy say something again...

Peanut: "What did you say mommy?"

Mommy: "I didn't say anything sweety"

Peanut: "There's people in my head talking to me"

Mommy: "What are they saying?"

Peanut: "They sound like you and they're saying all the things that you say like 'slow down, move over to the side, wait up, stop, watch where you're going...'"