After school on the way home, mommy asked Peanut how show and tell went...
Mommy: "What did some of your friends bring in for show and tell?"
Peanut: "Uhhhh, one kid brought in a guy with yellow teeth and mean eyes from Buzz Lightyear"
Mommy: "Oh, the bad guy Zurg?"
Peanut: "I dunno, does he have yellow teeth and mean eyes?"
Mommy: "I think so"
Peanut: "Then yup...but the teacher tried to kiss him"
Mommy: "She did?!"
Peanut: "Yes, she tried to kiss him to make him happy and not mean anymore"
Mommy: "That's pretty silly. Did everyone laugh?"
Peanut: "Yes. But I didn't. The other kids laughed but I didn't cause I didn't think it was very funny"
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